To those who do not have pets, particularly dogs, they are perpetually four years old. Old enough to know better but young enough they do it anyway because they know they won't be in big trouble. Our neighbor has a big ole black lab and he is just the sweetest. Big, sweet and dopey. Gotta love him. We have two lil ankle biters that we rescued several years ago and a red merle border collie that we rescued last year. They all get along great. Our lil ones like to go through the holes in the fence (wire cattle fencing) to go over and say hello to the big ole dopey lab. The big ole dopey lab has figured out how to get out of his yard, comes straight up our deck stairs to our sliding glass door, and starts pawing at it for his buddies to come out and play. The big ole dopey 135 pound (easily, all muscle) lab wants to play with his 5 pound and 11 pound lil buddies, while his 55 pound buddy is eh, whatever. All we do is laugh. They act just like little kids playing with blocks. Sometimes they share, sometimes they don't. It is just hysterical to watch. Kids.
So how do you punish an animal for being a stinker? I think a few owners have figured it out.....
Noooo....you need to stop being a pooper.
Potential replacement coupled with confusion will give you a short reprieve.
Making them into a fire breathing dog may never happen but it may make people think twice.
Since I have a black thumb when it comes to gardening, this is perfect.
Okay, your dog really had to be a major stink-a-poo to have this happen.
This would be taking it a little too far. We had a long haired dachshund growing up and he was an awesome lil dog.
So we are sitting here waiting for their bog ole dopey sweetie pie buddy to stop on by to ask if they can come out and play. Puh-leez! Kids.
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