This happened to me today:
I go outside to get my son off of the bus from a half-day of school. A shitbox car pulls up behind the bus. I'm navigating my way over a plow pile at the end of my drive and this douche bag honks his horn at me. Seriously?
Generally, I do not curse in front of my children. Especially my five year old. He's both autistic and a wonderful mimic. As the passenger MANUALLY ROLLS DOWN HER WINDOW and screams at me to 'hurry the f**k up you stupid c**t!!' I forgot my usual rule.
The bus driver put the bus in park and gets out with her phone already recording. I went to the driver's side and she went to the passenger's side. I pulled out my phone and hit 'record' while the aide on the bus has stepped out to do the same.
I asked the lovely moron behind the wheel if he had anything else to say...? This dumb ass screams his reply, "I know where you live, bitch!!" And then a really long and colorful description of EXACTLY how he'll kill me ensues. I asked him, "Why waste time? Get your bitch ass out of the car right now and I'll beat you stupid in front of your ugly woman." At this point, the woman went to jump out of the car and the bus driver smashed the door back into her and snatched her head full of greazy hair right through the window. Douche bag put his car in reverse and hit the gas with his woman's hair still in the driver's hand.
Twenty minutes ago, a cop showed up at my door. I showed him the video I took and the videos that the others sent to me. He just shook his head and said "Douche bag about covers it, huh, ma'am?"
Gotta love life in NY.
I'm going to knit now - I need a little bit of ZEN.
Generally, I do not curse in front of my children. Especially my five year old. He's both autistic and a wonderful mimic. As the passenger MANUALLY ROLLS DOWN HER WINDOW and screams at me to 'hurry the f**k up you stupid c**t!!' I forgot my usual rule.
The bus driver put the bus in park and gets out with her phone already recording. I went to the driver's side and she went to the passenger's side. I pulled out my phone and hit 'record' while the aide on the bus has stepped out to do the same.
I asked the lovely moron behind the wheel if he had anything else to say...? This dumb ass screams his reply, "I know where you live, bitch!!" And then a really long and colorful description of EXACTLY how he'll kill me ensues. I asked him, "Why waste time? Get your bitch ass out of the car right now and I'll beat you stupid in front of your ugly woman." At this point, the woman went to jump out of the car and the bus driver smashed the door back into her and snatched her head full of greazy hair right through the window. Douche bag put his car in reverse and hit the gas with his woman's hair still in the driver's hand.
Twenty minutes ago, a cop showed up at my door. I showed him the video I took and the videos that the others sent to me. He just shook his head and said "Douche bag about covers it, huh, ma'am?"
Gotta love life in NY.
I'm going to knit now - I need a little bit of ZEN.
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People are sooo inconsiderate in every possible situation. I'm sure that wherever they were going was sooo much more important than you safely retrieving your son from the bus. ‹headdesk› #ohthehumanity
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I think you deserve a drink! Thank goodness you thought to record it.
Will you be pressing charges for death threats? Maybe get a restraining order? In that way he can't go down your road again
Will you be pressing charges for death threats? Maybe get a restraining order? In that way he can't go down your road again
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hugs!! Definitely need some zen knitting. Some people....
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Omfg! I'm glad you recorded it all. YouTube! Jesus. Please have a drink and a knit. Man Oh man.
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That's ridiculous!
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I try to sympathize most of the time. Circumstances may have been terrible for them. But sometimes there is just NO EXCUSE. AT ALL. Holy wow.
You're right. I know my description of this couple is significantly less than flattering, or even unbiased. I try not to wish ugly on people because I don't want ugly back. But, I would love it if he came down with an enormous infestation of camel fleas on his junk. Not lethal, just karmic.
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